This morning, I woke up with spots of blood all over my shirt, and what appears to be some sort of friction burn on the tip of my penis. Tomorrow, I will spend the day re-reevaluating my decision making skills, because my previous reevaluation obviously was not effective.

   This morning, I woke up with spots of blood all over my shirt, and what appears to be some sort of friction burn on the tip of my penis. Tomorrow, I will spend the day re-reevaluating my decision making skills, because my previous reevaluation obviously was not effective.

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