Apparently, the childhood nickname given to me by my grandmother (R.I.P.) is now also the name of a brand name item. Weird.
"There was a time — not long ago — when no amount of blood, semen, vomit, urine, feces, or any other substance contained within the human body could prevent me from watching a video on the internet. That time has since all but passed, and with it so have my last fleeting moments of childhood; and effectively, my happiness."
— Me, on (somewhat begrudgingly) transitioning into “adulthood”
